Pineapple Express reviews
Read people’s experiences with the cannabis strain Pineapple Express.
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"It's like smoking a unicorn."
I can not get over how unbelievable this strain is. In concentrate form it tastes like you're drinking a smoothie from booster juice. It has subtle body effects which kill pain without disabling you and there is zero burnout. The sativa effects are strong but not overwhelming, quite possibly the best sativa/indica mix for day time smoking. This is a great strain if you need to relax and feel good or kill pain throughout the day and I'd recommend everybody try it based on the taste alone.
Trainwreck x Hawaiian
Consistent, high energy Sativa dominant hybrid - altogether a useful & not TOO potent selection for all smokers on the spectrum to try
I love this strain! Pineapple Express is probably my favorite strain. Every time I smoke it I get so so high. The smell is sweet and tropical with a prominent pineapple smell, but the high is far sweeter. It'll start you off feelin a little wacky and hazy, then the euphoria hits you hard and you'll most likely get the gigs. This strain has a tendency to make me very horny so that may be an effect it has on you as well, which can be a nice effect too. I would say this strain is pretty much a 50/50 balance between Sativa and indica and they are both very noticeable. This stuff will have you in a trance where you feel like gleeful glob of butter Layin on your bed. The high will last you at least 4 hours and the effects will probably last at least 8, the head high is what is most dominant in the first couple hours and the body high slowly creeps in and becomes more and more overwhelming and you may end up falling asleep after a few hours. 5/5 strain, would definitely recommend. This stuff makes you so so happy far happier than most strains I've tried, which is a lot of strains. Stay medicated!
July 30, 2016
decent high, but a little bit too heavy on the body for my liking. also made my eyelids feel real heavy, this strained just made me feel sleepy. in terms of pex being a hybrid strain, it is seems like this would be ideal for someone who likes balance of both a cerebral and body highs and like to chill out later in the day. the taste was so so, at least the batch I have is nothing impressive. smokes tastes good, vaping it tastes really nice, you can actually taste the tropicalness of this strain. the high hits strong and long so don't over it if you are a newbie. all in all this strain makes me straight retarded and I will just use it later in the evenings
December 13, 2015
Pineapple Express is amazing. The taste is a really fruity earthy burn that feels amazing. Take it from a hardcore stoner, Pex will get you high.
Great strain! It had a surprisingly high potency. After about 5 grams of potent weed in Amsterdam (Amnesia, OGK, Super Silver Haze, Super Lemon Haze and A5 White ) I came back to the Baguerra Coffeshop to try PE. Very nice look and feel to the bud, almost a blueish colour , veeery strong odour, a combination between pineapple, mango and spray paint... yes right very strong spray paint smell. The aroma was strong...too strong for me it was a little unpleasant. But the effect was great! very racy, cerebral, energetic andpowerfull. Would love to get my hands on a clone from that plant.
This Sativa-dominant hybrid has some very fierce pineapple smell, and the taste is even better!!! I love Pineapple express and there is a fine phenotype of it down at Emerald City Medicinal! Great euphoric effect and a wonderful soaring Sativa high that will leave you feeling immediately like climbing up a fruit tree and stringing up a hammock, and enjoying this fine herb.
There is a reason they named a movie after this strain!
I found this in the lowest price bracket at my go-to pot shop, and it ended up being my favorite strain in months, even over pricier strains.
Pineapple sweet and sour flavors- oh my wow! Tastes so good!!
Very psychoactive- great for creative endeavors.
At times, when I smoked too much, the high bordered on paranoid, but I was usually able to zen myself back to center pretty quickly.
And I'll take a slight paranoia over couch lock, any day.
I did not feel bogged down, and was able to stay active, even when I wanted to get super baked.
This sativa lover was 100% happy with this hybrid!