Green Crack reviews

Bear with me here: this is one of the weirdest experiences I've had while high and it happened on green crack. I went over to my buddy's house to smoke a couple bowls of GC out of his new bong. Pretty classic: about a foot tall, normal sized downstem, no percs, but it did have ice catchers. We went onto his deck and smoked 3 decent sized bowls. It's probably worth mentioning both of us were breaking a dry spell of about 2.5 months... I was downstairs in his basement washing the bong out and I was chill. I was high as balls, but I was chill. My buddy comes flying down the stairs completely tweaked screaming that he's not ok. This freaked me out, but I was able to calm him down and get him upstairs to his living room. We ordered chinese food (by some miracle I didn't make an ass of myself ordering it) and we sat down to eat. I told him that if he ate he would feel better, and I remember not being super hungry and kinda picking at my chicken and broccoli while watching him devour his order of sesame chicken, pork dumplings, and for some reason, milk. We were on the couch in his living room watching Aziz Ansari (who is funny as shit when you're stoned) and he's still tweaking. I reached over and tried to calm him down, at which point he stands up and proceeds to vomit up the insane amount of chinese food and milk he just consumed all over the persian rug. He throws up for a little while and I finally manage to comprehend the situation and get him into the bathroom. He finishes puking while I figure out the best course of action to get this shit off the rug before his parents find out and kill him. It took me 2 different vacuum cleaners, a full roll of paper towels, a half bottle of seltzer, and about an hour and a half to clean up the vomit. I was stoned shitless the whole time, so 1.5 hours is kind of impressive. Eventually, the only evidence was a faint stain. My friend was completely shot, so like all good friends would do I brought him up to his room, got him to brush his teeth, change his clothes, and into bed. Then I went downstairs, smoked the rest of his weed, finished the Aziz standup, and raided his fridge. Trust me, it's what he would have wanted. Green crack is a great strain, but you gotta know what you're getting into. THIS IS FOR SEASONED SMOKERS ONLY. We've since smoked it again together and it ended up fine, so just make sure you know what you're getting into and pace yourself when you're eating (this goes for all strains). Hope you enjoyed!

This one is a little more upbeat, took care of my anxiety, really made me relax.

Great for a mid-day treat when the floor needs a thorough clean. Recommend music pairing: Barry White.

I was recommended this strain at multiple dispensaries and so I decided to give it a shot. It smells wonderful, like a fresh bowl of citrus or something. Unfortunately, I have tried this strain from multiple dispensaries and every time I smoke this strain, whether through vape, bong, bowl...I end up getting a pulsating migraine. I know this strain is recommended for pain relief and depression, but I suffer from depression and the advantages of the strain are shadowed from my pulsing head. Just thought someone could benefit from my learning experience!

A word for the wary: you should use caution when using Green Crack. It's a great strain, however, the effects of this are closer to psychedelic drugs like LSD and Magic Mushrooms. It's not nearly as strong as those, but it's far stronger and definitely very different from other cannabis strains. If you read through the reviews, you'll notice that many reviewers mention increased sensitivity to color and light, increased physical sensation, and highly increased creativity. Your sense of time will likely be extremely distorted, perhaps to the point where it's impossible to tell how much time has passed. These are normal when taking psychedelics, and this is likely what you'll experience when you use this strain. This is a strain that is best enjoyed in the comfort of home, or a place you're familiar with. Take it and play nice music along with it for best effect. It will be a good time to chill out and think about things that you normally don't. You're likely going to be pretty worn out afterwards, which is completely normal. Take it easy and don't push yourself. You'll be set with a nice sleep. This all being said, have fun! This isn't the best strain for going out, but it can get you a lot of wonderful insight in your life.

• I've been wanting to try Green Crack for SO long! And today was the day-apparent —> when my 'present purgatory' became my happy, high 🎶 heavens! • I could've planted a wet-one on owner|pharmacist Nick @Bluepoint Wellness CT, when he replied to my 'what's new & good'-question w/this T-21.24% indicol-version of Green Crack.. from Advanced Grow Labs. • i rolled & lit a fatty for the occasion.. & just as i pulled my third long, smooth hit, the 4 days'-stalled Nor'easter-front's clouds finally broke up + parted ways, reminding me after so many gray days, the sun☀️really does still exist! • This enlightening epiphany is similar to the intense, lovely, mood-lifting, cerebral qualities of this Afghani descendent. Skunky, earthy + sweet, this mellowing warmth allows m'mind to swiftly stop racing, so i may stop + smell a few 🌺 — was definitely worth the wait! • highly recommend this Five ✨🔥💣-strain.. it QUICKLY turned my frown upside-down.. thank you, Nick!👌🏻 • ✌🏽❤️🦄🌈 •

I just stopped watching the TV cos I couldn't taste my potato chips.. I'm fuckin stonedd.

Green Crack is a delightful high peaking cerebral space out bud. Very tasty, with a fruity after-tone.