Grease Monkey reviews

It’s been a long day. It’s also been... a couple glasses of wine night. I packed a large bowl for myself. Particularly after reading the reviews, I figured this was the way to go. Grease does not disappoint. Not overly harsh, even after a casual day of bowl smoking (you know what I mean... when that last bowl just... hurts). It’s got a tinge if a burn after a large rip, but it doesn’t yield a coughing fit; for that... I’m grateful It’s a strong one. 20 years under my belt and this one definitely reminds me of being 18 :) in all the great ways that smoking great bud at 18 makes you feel I don’t really think this is a good strain for mid-day productive mode; as a graphic designer, I’d find this strain too powerful for focus, but great for day dreaming or dreaming up a new Design... basically, don’t smoke this before a meeting with a client... or when you have an impending deadline. Ultimately, if your tolerance is high; grease monkey will do you right. If you’re at the end of a long day (like tonight... Christmas Eve with a three year old); it’ll do you right. In fact, as long as you don’t have anything professional to do over the next couple of hours (hell yeah it’s that good)... it’ll do you right. Enjoy the shit out of this!

Alright, so my first time meeting this strain and it was by description...pretty damn accurate. I definitely detected the "Glue" due to its pungent aroma and stickiness. I have never tried the "🍪 and Cream" but I bet that part is what smoothed the rough part or the "choking/raspy throat" effect that the "Glue" hits you with...or at least me with every time...didn't really cough until the end of my blunt. "Grease Monkey" did start to go to my joints and other areas that are affected by my sciatica...another reason why I chose this strain. After about 15 minutes, the relaxation really kicked in and my body was powerless to the relaxing effect that took hold. All I did the rest of the night was watch Transformers, ThunderCats, and G.I. Joe cartoons the rest of the night...and eat Crunch Berries cereal lol!

This strain’s indica-dominant genetics saddle me, the consumer with a lazy, munchie-fueled body buzz that softens the blow of my chronic pain, nausea and stress. Really though, this is medical grade purity. It is a strong, relaxing head buzz that softens your eyes and your muscles too. Will knock you out, has a little dry mouth and makes physical sensations much more pleasing than normal. I mix this with a little Purple Urkle or 9 pound hammer and it’s a powerfully therapeutic way to melt your stress and clear your mind. Got mine from Ponderosa Releaf (they just opened three weeks ago. Their spot is amazing and they carry some of the purest and best-cured flower on the entire west side.) Sedative strain for sure.

Best appetite strain I've had so far. Great for big meals. I tend to lose my appetite with stress. This helps me get it back.

Perfect if your looking for a complete body buzz and mind high. Not my choice personally for a night out on the town... but if your staying in and watching a movie and munching out then A++ 100% top notch choice for that. Definitely my opinion everyone’s different I would recommend giving this one a try

Put me on my ass after 2 bowls, very slumped feeling. Like I’m sinking into my couch

Very nice strain smooth smoke

Gassy, deep woods earthy. With citrus, lavender, and spicy top notes. Sweet on inhale, expands in the lungs. Diesel on the exhale. The buds are tight and dense, yet soft and crystal covered when broken up. They have a deep iridescent forest green color, with vibrant orange hairs, and an almost candied look to it. You can smell the deliciousness of a packed bowl from across a house, this green beckons one caught by the smell of it directly to it. This batch tested at 31.29 THC, with a CBD at 0.07. >6 out of 5< \---*11 out of 10*---/ AK Specialty Grown