Grease Monkey reviews

Perfect hybrid. It has a delicious vanilla flavor and is super smooth. It crushed my muscle spasms without couchlock. 😁

Very stressful relieving strain, couch lock is imminent if you're not active

Great strain for going to bed or relaxing watching tv. Definitely an indica strain I recommend

6 star strain! It's so potent it's unbelievable specially when your someone with a nice high tolerance. Wake and bake this pure 1 & done ✅ Apparently one of the rarest cannabis. If she pops up in your dispensary buy all of it. Won't be disappointed. Eliminates pain,nausea.

I keep wanting to start singing Brass Monkey every time I look at the name. I know it's grease monkey but I'm so toasted I'm gonna keep singing that funky monkey. brass monkey chunk...that funky monkey. .GMs got me floating on cloud 9

Picked this one up from a local dispensary when the guy behind the counter got gitty telling me about it i knew i was in for something. At first look looked like something out of Mr. Freeze's stash. Got home took a few good bong rips. On exhale i was hit with a sweat yet skunky taste almost like kissing the God of skunks. Once the effects started to lean in I was put into what I call the ideal video game state, as in I was in complete cerebral euphoria while still clear enough to focus and be alert. Hands down one of my go to's when they have it in stock. Urban Wellness is in my opinion one of the top 3 in the state.

This is the real deal right here. I picked up some Grease Monkey#7 because of the insanely high THCA of this batch (30.3) at Patriot Care and it did NOT disappoint. Nice musky scent, really classic kB flavor and a high that made a veteran smoker throw his hood up and start laughing for no good god damned reason, hahahaha. Great body high, nice and numb and tingly while the mind stays alert. A true classic.

Nice buds. Decent pungent taste.