White Widow reviews

I've recently been introduced to this strain in the form of Sand Hash. My life is one of chronic pain, fibromyalgia and associated depression and, for me, not only does it easily control my pain (which pharmaceuticals haven't been able) this strain also removes the side effects of chronic pain. I don't feel high, stoopid, spacey or tired, instead I feel and behave nearly completely normal, with my usual energy and my creative mind intact and very active. Feel like my old self again, I've missed that.

Growing this plant was a real treat! I started with know-how from my grand-dad!! It grows like a champ when treated well but when treated badly it becomes a twisted, broken, scraggly MOUNTAIN of delicious gooeyness that demands the utmost in restraint to resist the chop-n-dry! So cool. I love this strain. So, just smoked about 2g of Artisan Homegrow Old White Widow. This plant was harvested last month and dried and cured to a stanky danky sticky crispy that is better than Salt and Vinegar on fish 'n' chips. OMG! :) Overall calm and happy, peaceful easy feeling with the ever present "hey let's go do something!" Maybe that's just me high. :p I noticed a complete absence of cough. Really smooth, almost "aerosol" smoke. And it opens the airways nicely. probably good for colds. Slighty warming sensation all over but my nose is cold! HAHA!! really deepens the lungs! I'm taking big deep breaths now, where with strains like Diesel, and the Kush's I'm coughing. It's clear though that younger, under-dried White Widow WILL give you BLINDING headaches. The plant has to be old. Strange, there's a lovely poetry in that. :) I got 99 problems, and Old White Widow ain't one. :)

First hit: Amazing taste. Very smooth smoke, some coughing nearing the end of my exhale. Eyes feel like they are starting to dry already. Within 5 minutes, ears starting to plug up a little bit. Starting to feel uplifted and stress-free. Second hit: Still tastes a mazing, almost better. Still some coughing nearing the end of the exhale, yet nonetheless still smooth hits. Possibly great for super hits. Within 7 minutes, my head is starting to feel like it's a fishbowl full of water in a tilting room. Serious euphoria. Ah, the lump in the throat!! Yes!!! I haven;'t felt this since I started smoking weed for the first time. This is going to be very similar to my first time. Yes... So excited. You should be too, son!!! I am singing "Plush" by STP and my vocals are actually better than usual.. 12 minutes since first hit. I literally feel like I have taken 7 hits but have only taken 3.. Wow. 2nd bowl (Keep in mind, I pack pretty small bowls. Way less than even a quarter a gram, and I am totally getting smoshed on this shit). Nxt hit, fourth I think, I'm not even kidding, it tastes like a real banana has aerated itself into my mouth!! I am fucking high, Or almost there. ;D Jesus christ fifth hit. I definitely ate a fucking banana fruit candy thingies that used to be awesome in the 90s. RUNTS MAN!!!!!!!! Jesus I am high!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Amazing for joint pain and muscle spasm. Extremely euphoric and happy.

One of the few strains to rate a 9 in my book. As Billy Idol used to sing "It's a nice day for a white widow" or was that wedding - I need more medicine.

This strain delivers a sense of euphoric certainty. A calming sense of well-being follows the initial energy. It puts the mind in a more comfortable place and simultaneously eases the body.

This was the first weed I smoked in Amsterdam and I associate it with a very pleasant time. It's a relaxing, clear headed high. My heart beats faster on it and I feel tingly. It puts a big smile on your face and seems to erase anxiety.

Confirmed for sure White Widow can support and lengthen the effects of other weed. Had some Blue Dream and then some White Widow right afterwards, the high was rather interesting: ordinarily, the Blue Dream usually quits after an hour or so, right? Add some White Widow to the mix, it'll literally stretch the effects of Blue Dream's alongside with it's own effects. Crazy stuff! You gotta beware this spider's bite. She'll be loving on you on one moment, but the next moment, can turn against you briefly. It's really crazy, but fun as hell.