Pineapple Express reviews
Read people’s experiences with the cannabis strain Pineapple Express.
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hands down. dopest dope ive ever smoked.
After trying a plethora of strains over the past year, I'd probably say this is the best one I've had so far. Bought at a dispensary in Vancouver, WA. Really good for daytime use, not quite as good for the night. Good amount of THC, first use will likely have you high for a while. Decent for appetite although probably not a first choice for it. Overall a good strain for feeling really happy and good about whatever's happening in life.
I've been a smoker for a long time now and have kinda grown "numb" to it during the years.. I mean, I enjoy it, but rarely do I get the same buzz I did "back in the day" around 10 years ago. Never seem to get that paranoid, euphoric, giggly or have any chance of "overdosing" and getting dizzy or nauseous.
But now that I got some hydro-grown pineapple express, it instantly reminded me of those first fine quality buds I had... I only had smoked 2 bases from a bong and it felt like I had smoked 6-8 one hit bases.. A third one and called it quits..
Went back to my couch and heard a plane from outside... For some reason, I got really paranoid for just a few minutes. It sounded like a damn bomber or a jet and I kept looking around the sky from the edge of my window.... And that's when I started laughing, when I realized how paranoid I was.
Sat down on the couch, got comfortable and had one of the best highs I've had in years. Everything felt better, everything was beautiful, everything was alright.
Highly recommended! Feel-good weed :)
Pineapple Express is one of the most well balanced sativas ever bred. This strain has no traces of paranoia or anxiety that can be associated with sativas. The flavor is very fruity and sweet and the smoke is very smooth and becomes smoother with water filtration. This is a perfect smoke for any time of the day as it will not give you a heavily sedated feeling that occurs with indicas and high CBD strains. You can very easy accomplish your goals for the day on this strain and it certainly makes me more social and chatty with the strangers I encounter about my day. The color of the nugs is usually bright green with bright orange hairs, the colors really pop on these flows so beware dull and dark strains as they are not the real deal. Medicinal Oasis does an amazing job with this strain, and they've also crossed it with another strain to create an indica based strain called Pineapple Chunk as well.
March 27, 2017
The dopest dope youll ever smoke. My edvice to you buy some pinapple express, light up and enjoy life.
since its mostly a head high it can be mildly trippy and also of course couch lock big time you should order a giant pizza because youll have the munchies like you havent eaten in days lol amazing smooth flavor
Great flavor, the high rushes on like a calm wave break through your body. The high is amazing and lasts quoet some time. Beautiful bud as well, Very comferting and re assuring high also. Two thumbs up!
November 21, 2014
idk it was okay. weird high