Pineapple Express reviews

"Hands down, the dopest dope I've ever smoked." This strain will have you feeling energetic, happy, and ready to get active. The batch that I tried reminded me of the smell of Mini Wheats, and I really enjoyed it. If you get a chance to try this rare breed, I'd highly recommend it. Cheers!

After the release of the popular stoner flick by the same name, many people assumed that Pineapple Express was a fictional strain, but the truth is it is a very real bud, a cross between Trainwreck and Hawaiian, both heavily influenced by sativa genes. It is this background that makes Pineapple Express such a popular strain. The jubilant sativa high can completely change your day and is very different from the mostly indica based strains popular on market. You will want this medication in your life, and you will become giddy when you see it on a menu. Pineapple Express is a shiny bud, bright with trichromes, making for a pale green bud. Juxtaposed against this pastel flower are orange hairs grouped in thick clumps. When I broke it up, a fine layer of kief was left on the bottom of my dish, speaking to the number of crystals covering these buds. The smell of this strain is sweet and succulent and lingered on my fingers long after I handled it. There is a mouth watering effect when the tropical aroma is deeply inhaled. While pineapple is assumed, it is more mango and pear: both luscious and juicy. Tearing into this bud is like ripping into an off-the-branch-fresh fruit. The flavor, although sweet in the green hit, is astringent in the exhale and can be harsh. This can be the case with some sativas types. Although Pineapple Express has some Afghani indica in its Trainwreck heritage, this is a predominantly sativa high. It’s been touted as the happiest of highs--completely relaxed and carefree. Medicating with Pineapple Express is a bit like going on vacation. Even though it is mellow and cheerful, there is little chance you are going to get much work done. This strain is distracting, and I had a hard time achieving much of anything. It is much better enjoyed when responsibility can be shelved and the high can truly be enjoyed. I’d strongly recommend this strain as an effective antidepressant. It helps you forget yourself and unwind. In today’s hectic world, it can be your stolen moment to center yourself. http://ocweedreview.wordpress.com/

Ermahgerd I absolutely love this strain. It makes me so happy and I literally get so much housework done. I can accomplish anything on Pineapple Express while still enjoying a nice head high and the giggles. I get very talkative on this strain and come up with some genius ideas and am able to think about things in a new light. Almost like being able to think freely without the stresses of life taking over. Love it!

This cannabis is very special because it causes people to snap out of their anxious, worrying state of mind and out of their robotic like personality and it makes them come back into the present moment. You can see moment when the person snaps back into being in the present moment. Smells slightly like pineapples. Is very strong (strength maybe 9.0/10) and makes me very hungry. This pot has a higher potential of forming a habit because it is of such high quality.

Incredible. Makes life seem so much better. One of the best strains for depression in my mind. The high is quite psychadelic, and really enhances things like music and movies. Great to have with friends. If you try this on your first time you will love cannabis forever.

Just picked up a 1/2 pound of this stuff from my buddy a couple days ago. I was smoking a joint of it while writing the review so it should be pretty spot on haha. The buds are sticky/resiney, dense and pretty large. Big fat chunky thangs. The high is great I am really impressed with the quality. Because at first glance the bud seems a little bland if I might say, but once you break it open and smell that sweet smell and feel the resin sticking to you're fingers you know what you're in for. It has a real earthy sweet taste to it and it burns quiet well in a bong, nice thick clouds. It's pretty hard hitting but you instantly feel it flush from you head down, droopy eyes are what a lot of my friends that have smoke it have said. It's a pretty lazy high as well. Overall the bud is great and I can't wait to get through this batch to see what's next. Though I will not complain if it's more of the Pineapple. :D

Pineapple Express... I was browsing a new (to me) dispensary, and found this strain in real life! For quite some time (being a small town New Yorker) the name thing didn't mean anything to me, and the movie was great, but I didn't realize it was an actual bud. So I got it. As soon as I saw the name I knew I wanted it, for the namesake alone. However, it is in shatter form, and a little dark in color, but as a new "dabber" this has been a great strain for me to learn with and just enjoy. I did take a dab before I started writing this, and the high is definitely a creeper high. Took ~5-10 minutes for full effect, and now I'm just stoked on life. Sipping some coffee and lounging around as I get ready for the day (first day of online classes) I can tell this strain will not affect my energy levels (not sedating/drowsy) but will keep me extremely focused and beyond joyous. It's definitely a feel good, happy high that I can enjoy time and time again. I would recommend this to anyone ever. Maybe just start with some flower, cz this shatter is bomb. In which I also hope to find this in flower, as that puts a true bud to the name for me! SMOKE SOME PINEAPPLE EXPRESS AND WATCH PINEAPPLE EXPRESS!!

Forget the movie, this strain deserves much more. By far my favorite strain I've ever smoked, the bud I got from DANK was incredible. Beautiful clusters of flowery buds pretty light compared to other strains. I used a pipe and ripped off about 3 bowls. Totally took away any pain or my PTSD symptoms, i was surprised that a hybrid worked with PTSD, I usually only have luck with indicas. The high was really nice, i was able to go to work and function but still maintain a very enjoyable high. Just try it you will love it.