Pineapple Express reviews

Heavy relaxation in your knees, core, shoulders and face. Euphoric waves, and deep emotion. Happy. This is a go-to strain for the classic parents-basement-with-your-friends high.

Pineapple Express is beautiful Indica Hybrid; I rolled it up in a nice blunt and enjoyed it after soccer practice to help relax my back spasms and the chronic pain that I suffer from. But beware, its a couch-locker. The high I experienced was a nice uplifting/happy high, but I definitely could feel the attributes of the indica within this strain as my pain went away and I found myself melting into my couch as happy as clam. I wouldn't suggest this strain for wake and bake, as it relaxation properties will most likely cause you just to fall back to asleep again. But its perfect after a long, hard day, great to unwind and just relax on the couch.

Many people I know as well as myself had closed-eye visuals with this strain; most were experienced smokers. Very giggly experience, not like Sour Diesel kind of funny, but like inspiration, an uplifting happiness.

although i've tried some good pinex this was not so good..smells like jackXtangie and it's not too good..

Great strain, from the moment you look at the bag u know it's that good good, great massive nugs, long hairs, vivid crystles, and bright fire. The high will not make you too tired and actually made me more social. It's was great head high and alright body. This strain has been around for along time and you will enjoy it

Superb smoke, really smooth from inhale to exhale. Pretty upbeat High, didn't glue me to the couch.

very relaxed and just makes you want to eat a lot but overall its a good weed.

It should be noted that I consumed this plant-based material with my volcano vaporizer. I didn't use a shitty pipe when judging a strain so popular they made a movie about it. Don't believe the hype! In a lot of ways this strain is awful. Yes, a mediocre stoner movie was made about it and yes it does taste really good. If I rated this strain based on taste alone, it'd be 5/5. However that would disregard all of the shit you have to deal with to have that taste; personally, I'd sooner just eat real pineapple or find another strain. Even this strain's VAPOR is harsh. I tried to give it a chance a good 4 separate occasions before harshly reviewing it because like White Widow, it's one of those "untouchable" strains that everyone is supposed to like. On 4 separate occasions I loaded my volcano up and filled the bag up to different volumes thinking perhaps if it wasn't as much it would be more smooth. NOPE. Each time I coughed and coughed and coughed until I was hyperventilating and my heart was about 130 BPM presumably due to lack of oxygen. Smoke/Vapor is THICK and COARSE on the throat. It is also very dense, leading to an inability to "keep the hit down" if you know what I mean. Coughing fits that lasted 20 minutes from a fucking top of the line vaporizer? What's wrong here? Thankfully I never threw up, although came quite close. This also means it's horrible for people with nausea. You will cough until you puke. Period. Helped with pain significantly, however the trade off was 3 hour panic attacks that would not go away. Avoid. Avoid. Avoid. ... AVOID!!!