Kryptonite reviews

Normally I'm a smoker, but I've been dealing with pneumonia and a broken rib, so I've been vaporizing Kryptonite the last day....and praise Cheebus, I am pain free and it's easier to breath. And to claim pain-free after this hell is no easy feat. Five fucking stars 👏🖒

"Even though I walk through the valley of the shadow of death, I fear no evil, for You are with me; Your rod and Your staff, they comfort me" As I suck on the tithe of Mother Teresa herself, I cannot stand to realize that I am a left-handed man in a right-handed world. I peak on the edge of justice and liberty and feel as free as the eagle on a freshly minted quarter. This strain makes me Superman and Batman at the same time. I am all holy and all satanic, the world is at my fingertips. Not only am I Max from "Where the Wild Things Are", but also I am a great white shark in a fish tank. Kryptonite is the strain that takes me to Planet Cybertron where I feast with Snoop Dogg, and the Teletubbies. I have never felt so alive, yet so dead. I honestly have no idea, if I am writing a review, or a memoir.

I can't even think right now....

Was very popular where I lived in 90’s. It has such a wonderful fruity taste and it really helps relax. Its refreshing. We always called it Krypto or Kryppie buds. Very sticky buds with bright red hairs. Sometimes it was called red hair krypto. I haven’t seen or smoked it in over 20 years. I look forward to finding it again one day but in concentrate form.

Method of consumption: Volcano Vaporizer Pros: Fast acting (~5 min.), Relaxing & pain relief. Improves mood. Cons: Dry Eyes & Mouth. Have a drink near by. Overall/Other. Earthy taste with a hint of sweetness, usualy on exhale. Normal draw/pull exhale. Some munchies. Minor couch lock, because you are so relaxed. Added consumption could cause some tiredness if desired. Strain description is spot on. Would definitely recommend for relaxation or for pain. An "active" indica, that would be good for anytime.

This is definitely a night time strain. Toked some out of a bong with my buddy and it hit almost immediately and feels really good but it is really heavy. Can get you zoned out for a bit but after the peak it is a really good high that lasts for a while and it helped me a lot with social anxiety.

Bought some Kryptonite Wax & it put the brakes on my body pain as if sucking the power from superman. Strong body Relaxation & Sleep Inducing.

One of the best strains i ever had. Smoke it on a regular basis and it's one of the only strains I actually like.