Kryptonite reviews

Pure relaxation. I love Kryptonite. It's the green that puts me down, just like Superman. I am chained and can't move, so I try to get Ms. Tessmacher to save me. But seriously. It's good.

smoking on it right now, not much to say but, wow. and mixes good with anything like McDonald's, or fine moonshine

Got this as a topical to put on pain locations. The label said. Og kryptonite coconut oil and bee wax. Says 67% THC. It helps with pain. Was surprised

Awe Krypy, brings me back to my misspent youth in Florida. I knew a super old timey grower back then. Very very far out guys, he was always trying to grow shit under water about 150ft off the beach(seriously it was crazy). Anyways he told me and I later heard the same thing from a few people up here who had experience with it, that it was actually one of the very few North American Landrace strains. I had found wild plants in the glades before, they were of fairly good quality, and resembled kryptonite. To my knowledge this is the only major(and semi decent)strains originating from the sunshine state. Most likely though it came from Columbian landrace that broke free in the early 70's and then was regrown in the early 80's (half of that is based on anecdotal evidence I gathered in Florida, and the other half wily speculation). Anyways, the strain I had up here was identical to what I got growing up in Florida, nice aroma, fluffy buds, heavy trichromes, very nice almost neon green color. High: speedy for an indica, strong couch lock, giggly(maybe this is just because of prior experience as I'm rarely giggly) Decent, but not great or profound, nostigalic for me though. Its funny I remember moving back to Colorado 7 years ago. I called some Florida friends on the phone and they were bragging about all their good weed. And I just laughed at them and told them they had no fucking idea. Good to know my assessment then is still correct.

My pain threshold has been pushed even farther. So I get these things (this was only me second one) called a psuedoaneurysm or false aneurysm. The pain is no joke it goes with your heart beat, pulsatile pain. I've given child birth naturally and I'd rather go thru the natural birth of triplets than experience this pain again. So began the hunt for an indica that had strong pain relieving properties. It doesn't make me sleepy which is disappointing, but I'm grateful it gets rid of the pain.

I'll never forget this strain. One day my friend came to get me from class. I ditched lunch and last period. And we went to the Paseos Park and smoked a couple bowls. This Indica strain got me so high, that after we were done smoking we were going to make a couple throws (Disc Golf) I couldn't even throw the disc far, I was so stoned. This strain will forever be one of my top Indica strains.

10/10

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