Green Crack reviews
Read people’s experiences with the cannabis strain Green Crack.
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Whew! I might have inhaled too deeply buy GC gave me a crazy head rush, I had to lay down for awhile. It was recommended to me to try this during the day and I have to say it really packs too much of a punch for me to function. My tolerance is pretty low so I'm sure that explains my incapacitation. Major couch lock and silliness which was fun but I couldn't leave the house. My anxiety was definitely gone and I just chilled until it wore off. I did notice during come down I felt very inspired and itching to have a creative outlet which was a plus and my anxiety was still 0. I really want to give this another try, maybe a half inhale and see how I do.
Gave me energy and drive. I was very productive when smoking it. I did however end up with dry/red eyes to the point I had to use drops for the first time ever. I also had "Total Eclipse of the Heart" playing in my head for an hour or so.
One of my all time favorite strains.
I shared two generously packed bowls of Green Crack with one other person about 12 hours before I began typing this review and I'm still feeling some of the deeply euphoric and creatively enlightening effects of this strain.
It's honestly one of the best strains I've ever smoked, without a doubt. But be warned, it's deceptively potent with a slowly creeping sativa dominant high reminiscent of my experiences with Girl Scout Cookies. The buds were solid, dense and frosty and produced a universally clean, smooth inhale whether we smoked it from a homemade wooden chillum or a professionally crafted bubbler. It's very easy to underestimate this strain in the beginning and take one too many hits before you start to feel the effects. Even veteran smokers may want to pace themselves and take this strain one hit at a time.
At around the same time that my imagination unleashed itself and started running wild, the medicinal applications became apparent. Green Crack completely eradicated the nausea and chronic GI discomfort from Irritable Bowel Syndrome and it also somewhat eased the muscle tension and joint pain collected from a busy weekend, though to a decidedly lesser degree.
Unfortunately, it also left my mouth drier than the Sahara desert and I had to continuously fight a strong urge to raid the kitchen. I also suspect that this strain might not be a good choice for people prone to anxiety or paranoia, as its strong sativa-like effects might just exacerbate the problem. I would personally play it safe and only use this strain in a comfortable, secure environment if you suffer from an anxiety disorder or are prone to paranoia while smoking.
All around, it was a great smoke and gave me a nostalgic reminder of what it's like to accidentally get way higher than you intended to. If you're looking for a great sativa dominant strain to make you feel like a newbie again, give Green Crack a try. Just try not to reference it by name in public, lest somebody mistakes you for a crackhead.
I am surprised at how amazing this strain is. Having Tourette's, I was a little concerned that a sativa would worsen my tics. It did not. In fact this is the best strain I've tried to help my Tourette's. I used to use an indica or hybrid like blue dream, or blue cheese but I ended up so couch locked and heavy feeling I got nothing done. The indica strains were very helpful relaxing me at the end of the day. They are reactive use whereas Green Crack really helps kick my occasionally very severe anxiety and allows me to be very productive before it gets bad. This strain has really improved my quality of life and helped reduce my tics which appear to be related to the anxiety. Using during the day with Green Crack that allows me to stay clear headed is much better. It's preventative use instead of reactive use like with the indica.
Very uplifting high, very functional, but short lived. It probably only lasted about an hour for me. Not a bad way to spend the beginning of an afternoon, but a little too light for my taste.
Got some from a different dispensary this time and still loved it. Very heady and not a lot of body high. Energetic. But short... One of my favorite sativas, but not my very favorite
February 25, 2015
this strain is alright if you're an everyday smoker, nothing too special about it. There are way better strains!!!
Such a nice nice cerebral creative high. Really helped my appetite and as usual helped my stomach pain and appetite loss. Great medicinal value, definitely a day time or morning smoke. I say that because I laid in bed with a bowl b4 bed and now I feel energized and creative and don't wanna sleep. Love this strain so much, so cerebral, would recommend for people who need to medicate during the day and still be focused and energized