Green Crack reviews
Read people’s experiences with the cannabis strain Green Crack.
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December 15, 2016
Rarely do you find a commercial strain that satisfies the grower with awesome yields and the average blower with satisfaction while being lauded by the pot snob as excellent herb. This one has a sativa and indica pheno. both yield nicely. the sativa pheno hits behind the eyes right away and quickly refreshes the senses like breathing in fresh air on a spring morning in the woods while bacon is simmering on the campfire. Mood brightens, outlook improves, energy levels rise but relaxing is still easy. its weakness is it wears out in about 50 minutes and you feel the drop eliciting the urge to refill the lungs! This is why it was named green crack, cause u gotta take frequent bumps. The indica Pheno, smells of rotting mangoes or fruit, though not the popular pheno, its my favorite of the two and in my top 10 strains. The indica buds are large and extremely dense, normally this pheno is manicured to perfection, like wieghlifters shaving every hair to show thier bulging muscles, budtenders shave every hair and hint of sugar leaf to show off its bulging tightly knit calyxs making the buds look identical to green strawberries. The consistency and smooth tightness of the buds are that good. The buzz is euphoric to start and relaxing like the feeling on a saturday morning with nothing on the schedule. Because of zero anxiety the tendency is to overindulge and this strain has the ability to make you nod. Often you wake up in the morning sitting in the chair you were in when you took the last rip. Death by Narcolepsy...
This is a great sativa strain to elevate mood and melt away stress. Its a very energetic and uplifted high. Great if you need to get stuff done around the house or if your looking for a smoke to go with some outdoor recreation. For me, it does have the ability to make my heart race a little so beware of that. I get a little anxious from time to time and tend to stay away from pure sativas but this one made me more happy that anxious.
WOW........ ZERS. This Sativa dominant strain will get you up on your feet and ready to take on any task thrown your way. I'm talking super-man status. I smoked this strain out of my piece before hitting the gym and i was prepared to take on The Worlds Strongest Man in a lifting competition..... and I'm 150 pounds of bone and flesh. If you're shy in public (kind've like myself) i recommend this strain to put you in a more social mood. This strain will have you absolutely BUZZING when you're out and about doing daily rituals. Green Crack is a daytime strain that will not put you on your lazy ass (apologize for assuming) for the remainder of the day. One after noon session (I'm guilty of morning sessions... I'm only human) of this reviving herb will set you up for a productive and efficient 1.5-3.5 hours. And while you're baked out of your mind dont forgot to thank the one and only Snoop D.O Double G for giving this strain its unique name "Green Crack" AKA Green Cush or Cush. (Yes with a 'C' I don't name these plants i just smoke em and do reviews)
Green Crack hits hard up front, like a mule kick to the forehead. After the initial hit wears off, you become highly energetic, focused and compelled to do something. I've often smoked GC before sitting down to do computer programming or even strenuous physical activities.
This is my second favorite strain, and the pharmacy that I go to has a hard time keeping it in stock. Several members of the pharmacy staff have this strain in their top 3 strains as well.
Nice uplifting high makes me wanna get off the couch
Green crack is so good. Pungent and strong. Great for mornings around the houses
The buds I got are huge each 2+ Gs light green with light orange hairs and lots of them. Very easy smooth smoke never makes me cough a lot. A very fresh weed smell. Good wake and bake strain.
May 17, 2014
I was a little nervous about using this bud because of its name but I am glad I did. Good smoke works well for my depression and anxiety and puts me in a good mood. Very nice tasting smoke with a nice room note. I would definitely recommend this bud.