Grease Monkey reviews
Read people’s experiences with the cannabis strain Grease Monkey.
Considering I'm a huge fan of GG#4 & anything Cookies, both medicinally and recreationally speaking, i figured some BHO of Grease Monkey was a smart choice. Plus it was a nug run. The smell is a really pungent, skunky, sweet cookies & cream. After dabbed it tastes very fuelly, earthy/skunky, and sweet like vanilla. The smoke smelled straight up like cookies and cream. Very relaxed body buzz, dreamy cerebral effects, and an overall feeling of well-being. Definitely recommended for nighttime or couch-related activities. Did not disappoint.
March 30, 2018
There wasn't really much to say either way about Grease Monkey. First there was no visual of this bud since this strain was already rolled up in 2 prerolls weighing .75 each. This also doesn't give me much of an opinion as for the smell of this flower before burning a la jar. This almost gave way to the notion of doing this review at a later time. After thinking about it over the length of a doobie it seems now is the time for one reason alone. It took me several passes on this strain before letting a budtender coax me into it so unless fate makes it happen again with a great deal the opportunity may not ever arise.
Not the biggest fan of the G Glue strain with a preference for #12 so there was a preconceived bias. The Cookies & Cream other half of lineage made this a little better in my mind and also in the taste of smoke. The smoke was not super tasty, but it did bite back in my throat making me cough every hit. The kind of irritation or bite that only cannabis produces where by the time that quick cough is over the head is stoned. The rest of the buzz seems to spread from that ganja bite in back of head & throat down to lungs than throughout body catching up to head very fast. So this was no creeper and the high although very down the middle hybrid had a thick insulated feeling around forehead and cheeks.
The high was functional , pretty boring effects overall albeit a long lasting 2-3 hour. Could be used for very light pain relief or mood elevation. Personally would not use for either unless there was nothing else. Would consider this a recreational weed that would be great for light or first time users. If this strain and I cross paths again by chance this review will be updated.
My first time trying grease monkey and I like it! If you need to sleep, this will help! Nice relaxing high. I will definitely purchase it again.
Visuel: Varies from small to big nugs beautiful terpenes visual to the eye
Smell: Very pungent earthy smell hint of diesel
Texture: Dry but still very sticky
Taste: You get a smooth hit with a that very pungent taste that you smell but not to overpowering the delicious herbal taste
What to expect: Mostly energetic head high with a little hint of relaxation in the muscles
Total: 4/5
Moving with purpose, prowling the back alleys in a country whose language is musical and indecipherable. Hardly noticing as the long shadows blend in to night. The rhythm of the streets begins to change with the coming of the moon.
It is here, in this moment, that you find what you seek. A vendor sits in this forgotten side alley. His wares laid out on a once rich blanket. He picks an earthen jar from among them and holds it out to you, wordless, with a serious expression.
Earth. Spices. Mysterious, exotic comfort. The warm, dry, sweet darkness that wraps around this world. You leave quickly with your prize tucked under one arm, protected. Blending in to the night, you are gone.
I Got This Pre-Rolled I Thought It Was Wonderful Nothing But Good Quality I Highly Recommend Trying Something New And For Me This Was Something New, I Know I Will Be Enjoying My Sleep
I like this strain a lot. this has everything i want in a flower taste=5 effect=5 add this one to your favorite strains.
Hybrid strain with more of Indica characteristics. This strain has a strong odor smell when ignited (flower), and the smoke is pretty harsh. If you can get passed that then you'll have get a decent high from it (again more Indica like).