Golden Pineapple reviews

A mischievous high. Knocks your brain into an inebriated, puffy/numb head space. Also delivers the reckless confidence of alcohol. Strong hallucinogenic disassociation with a euphoric, positive energy driving from the chest. A ⅓ suppressive mellowness that’s couch-locky. Vision is slow to respond, but focus and field of view is razor sharp. However, just like the mental state, you can only hold focus for a few seconds before concentration slips. Not a productive high. Too easy for the mind to wander. Not like it’s even really thinking of anything anyway. Music is enjoyable to space out to, but truthfully not the best. I’ll be damned if your concentration doesn't absently slip away even here. That short attention span seems best suited for socializing. It keeps things constantly interesting and enjoyable while exchanging with people. The coolness of the high imparts a bravery to try (and succeed) at things.

This weed smelled like pineapple slices marinated in sugar and pineapple juice. It is easily the fruitiest smell I've ever encountered. So after spending a whopping $75 on a quarter, I ran home and immediately got ready for what I was sure would be the greatest high ever. Which never came. I got high sure, but it wasn't enjoyable. No head rush, no tingling body high. Just mental slowness and disappointment. Then the paranoia set in. This doesn't happen to me, I have never been paranoid and this strain reduced me to locking myself in my room all night, scared to go to the kitchen to cure my munchies. TL;DR This strain made me paranoid even though I've never been paranoid before and has a boring high

Picked this strain up from a local dispensary and was blown away by it. Within minutes of smoking a whole bowl, the clouds turned into shapes and free association became a lot easier. I entered a creative state where all stress just melted away and there was only relaxation. If you need a strain to make you feel creative, and relaxed, this is the strain for you.

Golden Pineapple Review - 36/50 March 20, 2016 Summary: An absolutely beautiful sativa flower with delicious, yet somewhat mild aromas and flavors of sweet, tangy pineapple. Expect a wave of physical euphoria and a calming of your belly accompanied by surprisingly little head effect. Brand: Phat Panda Weight: 3.5 grams Harvest Date: 1/04/2016 Packaging Date: 1/16/2016 Total THC ( + THC): 24.54% Total CBD: 0.3% Eye: 10/10 Golden green, wispy buds of large, pear-shaped calyxes, with bright orange pistils and mostly clear trichomes. Very high calyx:leaf ratio highlighted by an excellent trim job. Nose (/2): 6.75/10 Aromatic Intensity: 6/10 Aromatic Quality (subjective to my palate): 7.5/10 Notes: Yes, slightly more than a hint of sweet, tangy pineapple. No chlorophyll. Tongue (/2): 5.75/10 Flavor Intensity: 4/10 Flavor Quality: 7.5/10 Notes: Tastes very similar to its smell with sweet, tangy pineapple on the inhale and a little sweet citrus on exhale. Though quite delicious, the flavor is not nearly as pronounced as other varieties with similar terpene profiles. Would greatly benefit from a sucrose boost. Head: 4/10 Notes: Surprisingly little mind-shift for such a high THC (24.54%) sample. Whatever other cannabinoids and terpenes are in this Golden Pineapple's entourage are clearly altering how my body/mind normally processes THC. Good focus though! Body: 9.5/10 Notes: Excellent energy boost and physical euphoria! Definite calming of my gastrointestinal tract. Terrific body effect for a sativa, similar to ATF in this way.

Great wake and bake strain! Got me up and going shortly after smoking this stuff! Have had it a couple different times from various places and the effects have been consistent. Smells kinda sweet and sour pungent. Great smoke !

In the immortal words of Larry David, this strain is "Pretty...pret-tay...pret-tray...pretty good!". I an in love with this incredible sativa leaning hybrid. The terpenes are top shelf. Plenty of strains claim to smell like this or that, but Golden Pineapple really does smell like pineapple candy. The smell transfers to the taste for the first few hits. The unique high is like having a warm blanket around your mind and body, yet at the same time giving you laser focus and waves of creativity. It is impossible to recommend any higher. If you live in Washington state get your behind to a recreational shop and taste the goodness.

This was one of the best looking, smelling, and tasting strains I have ever come across. The smell was very tropical (think papaya) and tasted just the same. The high comes on fast and strong. You can tell this hydrid is definitely weighted more heavily on the sativa side. Lots of energy and a great cerebral rush. Upon my first use of this, I did smoke a bit too much and it's relaxing body high took me down. After that I began to use it sparingly and got some great benefits from this. It can be a bit spacy at first but shortly afterwards I gain focus and can get a lot done. For those looking for a great cerebral daytime strain this will do it for you quite nicely! For those just starting take it easy on this as it does pack quite a whallop!

1g pre roll. Phat Panda golden pineapple. New guy at the local shop said it would be good....fairly dissatisfied.