Golden Goat reviews

It's with a bit of mirth that I see people here attempting to analyze the taste of this strain. The descriptions run the gamut from fruity to earthy, and even sweet. The strain was named, "Golden Goat" because it is a gold colored cannabis cultivar that tastes, and smells, like a goat. That is the reason for the name. Even poor Golden Goat should have a barn or dirty hay kind of aroma. The strain is capable of producing some of the largest buds I've seen. Packed, gnarly, dense flowers are signs of true Golden Goat. Often a 1/8 is a single bud, I've had heavy 1/4 oz that were two buds total. Potency is excellent, and this strain can go toe to toe with any of the big hitters in that regard. The high feels light and energetic. But, the rating is a 6 because there is one thing that prevents me, and all of my friends from using this and that's the taste and smell. It really is so awful that we often times find ourselves settling for older, mid quality strains simply for the sake of our pallets. It is, by far, the worst tasting marijuana I've ever had in 30 years and two states.

Golden Goat is a strain that should be picked up in large quantities to ensure everlasting bowl packs that pack a punch. with a THC content ranging to 24%, this strain can turn a frown upside down faster than you can say Golden Goat.

Picked up a gram of this the other day. I have not smoked in about 15 years. That being said, I decided to do 4 hits with a bat, rather than smoke a whole joint. WELL, this stuff hit me REALLY hard. Things became delayed (i.e. I'd turn my head and it took a second for my vision to catch up.) which made me feel a bit dizzy. Time slowed WAY down. I was on the phone for about 10 min with a friend and couldn't keep a straight thought in my head. (Conversation seemed like it lasted for 45 min... LOL!) The High lasted about 2 - 2.5 hours. Heavenly scent. Very mellow smoke. Took about 25-30 minutes for full effect.

I had to give Golden Goat a second try and I have to say a few things about this bud in advance. The first thing that threw me for a loop was this treats NAUSEA, and I suffer from a Rare physical Anorexia trait that I can't eat that much my esophagus is stretched open due to a procedure that was done in October. The first time I tried this it was too much it was exactly like a light salvia trip, and I really don't like salvia it causes my body and mind to melt into everything and taste things I can't taste it was odd, like being able to taste the table it tasted like metal it was really weird, but made me sweat and very paranoid. Although I did figure out why I felt this way on Golden Goat the first time I tried it. The cause is very different; it turns out I have to be absolutely stuffed to the brim until I really can't eat anymore, even if I wanted too. By doing this it lets my brain know there is absolutely no room for anymore food. Also by doing this I would naturally go into a food coma however golden goat gives me more mental energy as if I had just woken up in the morning it was ASTOUNDING! I mean never ever ever ever evA~! Have I had a cannabis strain that gives me more mental energy and clairvoyance. The mood of this strain is very happy, uplifting, and not as energetic as I suspected since I also have the mother of this child as well and combining those two is just really really nice. Golden Goat gives off a pungent Lime/Lemon Pine and Sage/Mint smell that makes my mouth water. Golden goat's mother...smells more like tea and a lot less smelling of the fruit, I think that might come from the hawaiian-romulan father side. I can see the Romulan on this golden goat in the leafs. It looks like a spear head thats been rounded at the top Cola Smaller boulder formations near the end jettison out in other directions, like a rocket ship. Only dark leafs come from the indica Romulan side. Orange hairs squabble over every calyx, the bud structure is tough hard to break apart, it's also extremely D-D-Dank! The Taste: tea like, small amounts of lime sage and very pungent pepper at the end. The Vape is thick, but moves through the light swiftly like steam from a train. The Effects: It's slowly relaxing body making me breath easier in my lungs feel less constricted. My sight makes the light brighter and the streams of light coming from the L.E.D. bulb extrude out as soon as I look away in perifreal vision, and shorten when I refocus my attention on the bulb. Little bit of physical laggyness, if you ever played a pc game and had a server disconnection you'd get like a rubber band effect. Overall pretty happy. It's funny and Ironic I am a Goat in the Chinese zodiac and it's my year :3 This totally gets my goat XDDD. Very creative as well easy going too! If you are a cannasour like me and haven't had a chance to try Golden Goat, give it a shot it will be well worth your cents! Also Happy Holidays & Marry Christmas! :D

I LOVE GOLDEN GOAT!! Definitely has to be 1 of my top 2 FAVORiTES!! The buds are Tight, a lighter Green color, with Beautiful Golden Hairs. The YUMMY smells that come from a fresh container, ALWAYS makes me SMiLE!! (When done right!!) !The smell is so sweet... The taste is a treat!! If you likeHAPPY, GO-LUCKYSo go ahead & take a PEEK... •HiGHLY

Very uplifting and relaxed high with a good boost of energy. Randomly thought it was called Golden Goat Cheese when speaking about its name on a session w friends cause of it's flavor..

This strain was highly recommended by one of my friends at Medicinal Wellness Center. Gave it a try and I returned 3 times that week to re-up on some more Golden Goat. If you are ready for a comatose high and not wanting to move from the couch. This is the bud is for you!

This is the best sex high my partner and I have found. We LOVE it. Very powerful.