Gelato reviews

* Medical Review * (4.5) * Very Potent * I noticed right away that Gelato has a very pleasant smell and taste, a very defined pine with a hint of lemon and floral scents. This strain helped with my joint and back pain. I was able to accomplish complex tasks with success. I would definitely buy this one again!

Damn this shit hits FAST. Besides the fact that it's a beautiful bud, it tastes and smells so sweet. Two good hits from my bong and I'm at like a 6. My headache and back pain is gone and I'm super relaxed.

I got some from Releaf Delivery in San Diego -- I rolled a small joint, which I smoked with myself, and within three minutes I realized it was 45 minutes later. When I got up to pee, I realized it felt better to just stay naked, so I continued to undress myself in front of the convex shower mirror and I began to dance. Not just wiggle, but really dance. From my soul. When I realized I was scaring the cat, I tried to tell him I was sorry with my mind, but I think I might have been doing it wrong because he turned and left and hasn't been back since. I honestly miss him. I went to look for him and was stopped by my neighbor's caretaker for being naked in the street. A brief chase ensued, but I lost him in a taqueria. It was the single best smelling taqueria I have ever been in, and I found myself trying to convince the man behind the counter that I would bring him money after I went home and put on pants, if he would let me take home Carne Asada. We both parted ways disappointed I think. I made it home in time for Murder She Wrote, so I ate a jar of Skippy and fell asleep on the pad. That was about 7 hours ago and I am still high as fuck.

"I've got Gelato in the air, I've got money everywhere, this bitch blowin up my cell, broke her heart and I don't care" -Young Dolph Gelato. While some strains have a song or two named off of them, few have a full-length album named in its glory. But enough about Young Dolph and his love for Gelato. Lets dive into the strain First impressions: Shit smells delicious. Earthy, but sweet. Like a weed flavored ice cream. Incredible. The toke: Hot damn. I've only smoked gelato out of a small but beautifully efficient bubbler, but the toke was so, so smooth. Similar to its scent, the sweet earthy taste holds for a truly magnificent toke. The high: There is two sides to the gelato high. Firstly, the high is rather lax, but not overpowering. It calms your nerves, gives you peace of mind, and makes you want to bump some slow, driving trap music or let your mind drift away to the complex riffs of some math rock tunes. Gelato also has a dash of euphoria, but rather than overwhelming you with a feel-good euphoric trip, it gives you a confident edge. The result is feeling like your best self, like a real G. Conclusion: This strain makes you feel like Young Dolph. 5/5.

Method: Wolf-LX Vap. Full Pack 5-8 pulls. Ive a nice delivery system in NYC. Going on 10 years plus. Always carry variety, and all top notch kind. Over the years I've my go-to's like Sour Diesel. Hard hitters like Gorilla Glue. Super Stickies such as White Widow. All superb bud. All unique. And... This Gelato is super nice. Better in superlatives. Lips tingle and crackle. Like pine scented crystal fairies ice skating on quicksilver. Duh, fancy bud. Makes me wanna go freestyle creative, without remorse. Liberating. Creeper Alert. Is that how you spell alert, yes... Were still good. But wow... very nicely slipped on stoned pavement, ya dig. Nice. Probably too intense for novice smokers. It's a complex high. Strong. Frontal Lobe dominate. If no sun it brings the sun to you. Gotta photon head going.. warm and buzzy. Cheeks and temporal region buzzing like a 'you guessed it'... not saying it. Seriously, not for emotionally insecure types. The high is pretty intense, and could dominate a depressed person into existential crisis... So, go for it!! This Gelato has great staying power. Even 30 plus in, no decrease... only escalation. Like Dark Energy. And it smells so good!! Imagine a million O's in so, as in so....ooooo good! It smells that good. Pine fuel waxy fruity diesel vapor. Heavy. Its slicky too. Faught going down my vap chamber, clinging like a chameleon. Tastes beautiful in a vap. Its sophistication really shines. Smooth. It's Sour Diesel killer. And I like Sour D. But, not even close. Makes Pineapple Express seem like Purina Dog Food. The aftertaste is a mellow jet fuel icy resin tiptoe. I'm not sure if relaxing is the word to describe this beautiful bud. Happy and Euphoric for sure. Beware Couch Lock! All Hail Couch Lock! Book, TV, Sex, Sun, House Cleaning, Procrastination and Avoidance... works great! No seriously.. Really stoned. Really loving it. Great Strain. Ha. It'll be a great strain 'on me' when my supply vaporizes;)) Enjoy- OccamsPhazer

This is truly a remarkable strain that has proven to have knockout potency every single time I use her. Gelato has a sweetish fuel like taste. I find it very harsh when vaping. I almost always cough whereas with other strains I never cough. Almost like shes pegging the back of my throat with a strap on, I know I don't like it but I don't want her to stop. The more I cough the higher I get. She almost always has me rubbing one out. Gelato is the perfect evening strain that I'll keep coming back too!

"Dolph got me on that Gelato" The look!! The smell!!! The taste!!! The Effects!!! It's just perfect in everyway.

This strain taste like Lavender Kush & Sunset Sherbert; feels like Platinum Cookies & Alaskan Thunderfuck fucked around had a baby... #fiyashyt