Funky Monkey reviews
Read peopleโs experiences with the cannabis strain Funky Monkey.
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8.5/10 Great fully body effects from this strain. The eighth I purchased is dense and frosty like small snow covered pine trees. ๐๐ค be ready to fall sleep soundly and be ready to eat a ๐๐๐ฎ๐ญ๐๐๐ฝ๐ฑ๐ฅ๐ฏbuffet style meal lol this stuff is great for nausea and anxiety. Love love the smell it's very much like the smell of the Mendo Breathe strain. ๐๐ฆ like a sweet cream berry aroma and flavor all packed into thick nuggets of dank cannabis. Do buy if you see this one locally, she's the bee's knees my dude. ๐บ๐ TAKE IN MODERATION LMAO ITS STRONG! ๐ช๐ป(Purchased in Southern California, so u know it's some fiyaaaaaa ๐ฅ) cheers fellow stoners ๐ป๐
earthy, dank and musky, no strain is better named. the effects are the same as a hug from a funky monkey. gregarious, outgoing, happy. it does not give you a raging appetite ut it does give you a thirst. i drank a litre of mango juice after 1 bowl and found myself up and running around the house, cleaning and cooking and any job i could lay my hand on. regular visits to the bowl over the next 6 hours did lead to a headache and eventually tiredness. although it did not cause any drowsiness up until the wee small hours, sleep was very easy to come by. if you are looking to sit down and relax i would not recommend it. if you are meeting friends, sharing a bowl, or planning to go out, this a party strain, with lots of conversation and giggles. a glass of champagne and a line of toot with a funky monkey. a great day and night strain, in or out the house, but plan for craving company. also, quite sexually arousing and physically stimulating.
happy energetic and made me giggle at everything funny or not!!
Bought a gram of Funky Monkey and I am sorry I didn't purchase more. This is a very relaxing and mellow strain that provides good pain relief. Best used in the evening maybe a couple of hours before retiring since it is not immediately sedating. I love it for the pain and stress relief. An excellent strain :o)
Holy Schmokes! what a giggly happy fun strain this is! smells and tastes really sweet and smells it too. has a lot of orange hairs and is very pretty. definitely one for the books.
March 19, 2018
This has to be one nicest statins that Iโve ever tried. It has deep spicy flavours with a lovely grape undertone, leaves me licking my lips after every hit. Extremely potent, very relaxing and stress relieving. You beauty.
Really loved it. Funky Monkey is a strain I've wanted to try for a long time and she really didn't disappoint. I have severe migraines and muscle spasms. This relaxed me and put me in a fantastic mood so I could enjoy time with my kids and get some housework done.
Great strain gave me a outgoing and talkative high