Chemdawg reviews

Currently writing this after two bong rips of Chemdawg. Feeling euphoric, happy, creative, no stress, no depression. My pain is gone, completely. My hands do not lock when I close them. (Huge for me.) The nugs, which I got from SpoCannabis in Spokane, are dense, tight, super-frosty, and so covered with orange hairs that each bud appears to have patches of orange interspersed with the frosty green. I'm freaking in love with the look of these nugs. They are gorgeous. Not a strong smell, even when shredded; somewhat woody, piney, a little chemical/diesel. Third bong rip for taste and feel: It's slightly harsh, not as nice a mouth/lung feel as some. As to the taste, mild, woody, very slightly pine, a hint of diesel, not strong at all. Fourth bong rip 'cause I wanted to finish my bud while it was still freshly shredded... I'm completely baked. Yet, I'm not even remotely couch locked. When I finish this review, I'm going to read a bit, listen to some music, cook something wonderful and watch a movie. After four bong rips the only negatives I feel are dry eyes, which are not that bad, and a very mild dry mouth which I'm going to take care of with a cup of tea.

Strong! Very Strong! I had some dense red haired but and two bowls in my vaporizer had me relaxed and enjoying some Netflix. It even made walking a little challenging. It's the kind of strain you can stay up on or go to sleep. You're relaxed in either endeavor.

Cave canem (Latin, 'Beware of Dog'). There's certain dogs you need to be wary of, like the rabid Rottwieler your lousy bass-blasting neighbor lets off the chain every night at eight and the damn thing runs amuck eatting anything smaller than it, including cats and small children. Then there's dogs you gotta love, like Snoop Dawg (dude, he smokes hella weed!). Then there's dogs that straddle the line, and that dog's name is Chemdawg. Chemdawg is not to be fucked with lightly. Chemdawg came to this good Earth with a single purpose: to act like a THC-powered Uber delivering you from your comfy sofa directly to 'Jesus Christ I am -HIGH-' Street. One minute, you're guffawwing to the zany antics of Desus and Mero, the next you're staring a hole in the fishtank and wondering why half the fish are belly up and the other half are eating those and then you remember that you haven't fed 'em in like two weeks, thus turning your aquarium into an aquatic Donner Party -- because you've been smoking that damned Chemdawg since Tuesday of last week. Trying to come up with a good excuse to get this high is like trying to score a date with a UC film student by saying, "We should go see The Emoji Movie -- it's got talking poo!". Seriously, out of the sack, Chemdawg looks like it should be offering beaver shots to High Times. It smells exactly like a high-powered marijuana should, thus warning you to beware. Then you smoke it and it starts playing head tricks like lulling you into the sense that you're as high as you should get before it blasts you off to check on the Hubble space telescope. And while you're up there, can you grab some Moon Cheetos, because, dude, the Ol' King Cottonmouth is gonna set up court on your tongue and demand offering of snacks, sodas and maybe even that Twinkie that's been sitting on the shelf since you smoked a three-gram dab and basically spent $75 at the local 7-11. So anyway, Chemdawg: cave canem cannabis!

I have been toking for many years and have grown several varieties. Chemdawg takes the cake all the way home. It is just that good. After days of trying various great varieties I sampled my first homegrown chemdawg and was amazed! So natural smelling and tasting. Non-pungent but fragrant, and a with a relaxing, pain-relieving quality that is accompanied by a clear, non-anxious mental focus on a level in my opinion exceeding even my previous favorite, blue dream. It has something the other varieties are missing that really puts your mind at ease. Wow! Chemdawg redefined my standard for natural, effective, clean medicine.

The mother, the myth, the LEGEND. Did she really get renamed to Diesel and OG kush? Is she even related at all? Only time and science will tell but for now at least we have her around. Stinky and cerebral I love this strain, but beware of names getting switched around, mislabeling for profit and the phenotypical expression within this genetic family.

To be fair, this strain is just too strong for me. Definitely not for beginners. I think for others, that can handle the intensity, Chemdawg would be a go-to strain. It left me feeling a ton of anxiety and felt like I was tripping balls. I'm still giving Chemdawg an 8 because of how instense it is and assume it could be a really useful thing for people that need a stronger medicine.

Recommended by my budtender Parker who knows I'm about the indica and seeking mod-severe pain control...I have a high tolerance from decades of smoking, but this fixed my stress about IT (crazy pain today from lupus) in three hits. About 10 minutes and a full bowl later...I feel so much better. Body able to relax and my mind is actually happy and NOT on the pity potty.

OG CHEM = OG KUSH + CHEMDAWG and is delicious! Tastes like lavender and hits hard. Very cerebral and body high mixed