Cannalope Haze reviews

Really intense, right away, in a kind of overwhelming way, but then with some music on, the feeling became very focusing and inspiring. I was able to sit and write the first draft of the game story in one pass. It's been a super productive afternoon!

Cannelope Haze (spelling varies on location) is a sativa cross of Haze and Michoacan Sativa. Flavor is melon-like upon intake and leaves quickly with a sweetness that lingers a few moments. I typically experience a very relaxed sensation near the temples and in the arms. The buzz is very 'heady' but after ten minutes or so your whole body will be lightly relaxed.

Cannalope? Oh why the Hell not. Twee name, solid bud, relaxing high. Cannalope, 'tho; who thought up this name? Cloud-9; Somulax; Dream Reeper -- these would all be good names for this pot. Cannalope sounds like a cross between a Cantaloupe and an Antelope. Actually, I don't think its possible to cross those two: one's a mammal and one's something people allegedly stick their dicks in. I still don't think it's possible to knock-up a cantaloupe, despite that. Ok, so the name sucks, we all agree with that, so how's the high? Glorious! A couple of hits off a freshie and you are go for at least two hours of smiley-face. You're not going to want any Devin Townsend Project on this ride. Talk Talk's 1991 classic, "Laughing Stock" will be a perfect co-pilot. While you're at it, you're going to want to get MIGHTY comfy because this is some majorly somatic tokage. Dim them lights and take a couple deep ol' hits. Hold . . . hoooold . . . HOOOOOOOLD -- exhale! Aaaaaaaaaand melt. (Oh, shit, NOW I get it: CANNALOPE, because it's CANNABIS! Whoa, that's some pretty heavy shit right there. Damn, now how am I supposed to sneak an antelope back IN to the zoo?!)

This is very hard-hitting high, even when compared to Silver Super haze weed. I took one hit of it about two hours ago and still am "on one". Very potent, so use in moderation. Still, I had the giggles, felt like I was on E. Still knew where I was and who I was. But this stuff is for very experienced smokers. Not recommended for wusses.

Cannalope Haze is an odd one. The smell and taste make this one worthy of notice in itself. The effects are kind of loopy and unfocused, no doubt from the haze side. The batch I'm reviewing is decent. The nugs are very small, almost popcorn sized. The color is light green mottled with slightly darker green with red/orange hairs throughout. The smell is very sweet, with floral and fruit undertones. To me it smells more like faded strawberry than melon. Vaping it, produced a medium vapor, with the smell carrying on, for the most part, to the taste. The effects begin after about five minutes and hit with a unfocused, loopy effect. Mostly cerebral, not a lot of body effects, except for a general feeling of relaxation. Didn't make me sleepy or unusually hungry. Effects are similar to Amnesia Haze. Not my favorite, but not unpleasant under the right circumstances. I think this would be good for relaxing in the evening and watching a funny movie. It makes you forget your cares, and everything else too.

Excellent smell! Blotches of white and light green surround the nug. Dark tint to the whole bud. The high is real nice even with small amounts... its a crazy euphoric for me but my friend said he was totally relaxed and happy. Overall its some real nice weed.

I'm not sure how to pronounce the name but the high is amazing and I'm not sure why it's not better known. The high is energizing and doesn't make you feel sluggish or tired in any way. Euphoria and happiness primarily along with great bursts of creative energy and a slight aphrodisiac too.

This is a very pleasant "All day" use strain! The flavor is just that.. On the exhale, you get a mild fruit rine flavor that coats your tongue with a gentle sweetness. This is very soft on inhale, which is typical of its Mexican lineage, yet hits the back of the head like Haze does! You get quite active with it, in a relaxing approach, while your mood mellows. Again, you can even roll this, light it, and keep inhaling.. You will forget your lungs are full as you don't even notice the fill up. Not a cough on exhale. That pleasant!