Blue Satellite reviews
Read people’s experiences with the cannabis strain Blue Satellite.
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This strain is one of those love/hate ones - I love it sometimes but it has a few drawbacks for me. Of course everyone is different. The particular plant I have been medicating with is aquaponically grown.
I like the high and for me this weed is a bit of a creeper, like it slowly seeps into my headspace. It makes me focused but can also make me carry a bit of tension. Sometimes I am nicely uplifted and refreshed and sometimes I get a headache from the smoke of this bad boy. Or it makes me clench my jaw. I do like how it is potent enough to rip up a long time user like myself but doesn't create a huge burn out quickly as some high thc strains can. I actually have found this strain is good for physical activity days. Going hiking, spring cleaning, chasing littles, or even like moving day. If I sweat and discharge the tension then it's a good strain for giving a boost or pushing through bad pain on a "must do" day. I don't mind the smell but the taste is kinda blah to me. In fact, I taste celery haha and ammonia, not my idea of a yummy time. That being said, it is easier on my asthma than a lot of other strains and that's a huge bonus while smoking is still the cheapest way to consume. I'd prolly go 3.75 on this one but that might change when I smoke it from soil grown flowers. It's a good one if nothing better is around or if you love celery :P
about 3.7 for me. Kind of a creep effect. Once I felt the effects it was very cerebral. I was very uplifted, energetic, and talkative. Preferred day time use. But has a slight relaxing sensation for a bowl after a long day.
I am not normally a fan of sativa, but this strand is so bonkers that I just had to post how much I loved it! When I say "bonkers," I mean energetic, talkative, and pretty much off-my-rocker energy. I cleaned my whole house…AND DID THE DISHES!
This strain gives you a really happy, euphoric head high. I felt upbeat while still able to get a more "stoned" thing going. Would definitely recommend
Very nice stuff. Long-lasting cerebral effect. Pleasant, happy, chatty, floaty high. Is quite effective on nerve pain, which is impressive for a sativa. I've had indicas that are better, but this stuff does a bang-up job. I will definitely buy this strain again for a daytime pain relief medication.
Sticky buds, the inner stems were like wood and had to be removed as I broke up the flowers. Tasted like berries and honey.
It was "up", talkative, happy, fun. Not the best for pain, but it took a bit of the edge off and gave me a lift after work for more than an hour an a half. In a fog as I came down. I will be vaping an indica soon for relief, though.
Well, i can't promise impartiality with this one, for it is truly one of my all-time favorites. Smoked it a couple of years ago and couldn't find it again until very recently. Every time i smoke this particular strain i seem to have so much fun. Off course you can never attribute all of it to the herb you're smoking, but the uplifting and social -high it provides are a big helping hand for sure! Recommended highly for social anxiety and stress.
Sticky buds, the thick inner stems were like wood and had to be removed as I broke up the flowers. Tasted like berries and honey. It was "up", talkative, happy, fun. Not the best for pain, but it took a bit of the edge off and gave me a lift after work for more than an hour an a half. In a fog as I came down. I will be vaping an indica soon for relief, though.”