Alien Walker reviews
Read people’s experiences with the cannabis strain Alien Walker.
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Immediately relaxing and smooth tasting. This strain from Golden Tree Productions has a full, sap-like flavor to the end and is covered with crystallized, full leaves.
Great cerebral head high hits instantly on the first toke, then followed by a nice relaxing feeling over the body. No anxiety. Clear headed happy high. It will make you smile. Tastes amazing and complex with Tangerine flavor. Also great to vape. Not sleepy, but if you smoke enough it will cure your insomnia. Just a great all around good smoke for basically any activity. Day or night, its a treat.
these buds weren't much to look at, very average looking, small Buds. nothing to make me think star wars.
however, the experience overall is pretty decent, higher THC levels for sure.
Wokka wokka? Huh? Whazzat? Ewok, that is (another bear, in fact), which is a nice silly light-headed, very musical, happy&free, "heydudeisthatapizza"? kind of head, and then, "ooh this satin embroidered cushion from Branson MO is the softest thing I have ever felt". Went something like that. Supposed to feel sleepy now (don't, comfy, and prolly would snooze if I smoked more than that qtr. gram), but I could use a nice hot cocoa (with HM marshmallows and cinnamon and cloves and anise and maybe some butter cookies. . .use half-and-half!)* This. Is. Nice (the kindest kind). Very nice. More please!
*the munchies aspect is prolly just me. Almost all cannabis makes me a temporary-Foodie. YMMV, but Ewok is not especially mastication-inducing.
**update 2/3: I'm raising my rating to 5 stars, havings purchased and partially consumed another several grams of Ewok, from a different grower and different store, all of which tells me that I have found a winner and it wasn't just dumb luck that the first two (different growers again and different stores). Third time's the charm! Love those hairy little bears!
Tangerine and pine and a lil dank funk on smell and taste. Effects are instant. Starts cerebral and leaves you calm. Good balanced hybrid. Calming sensation amidst stressful day. Not strong enough for insomnia which is a good thing.
Since I started dabbing/smoking again after a long break my tolerance is sadly already back up to where I’m doing at least a hg of concentrate daily. So it’s not often I find a strain that I actually Notice pronounced effects . Regulator extracts off branch of SPP and still very nice quality it’s always purged great for 15$ it’s always the best 15$ stuff around. I can’t wait until I find some Ewok ina top shelf 40-50$concentrate cuz I’ve only had it in the 15$ REG EX. Right now I’m trying to try a new strain very time and never try the same strain twice until I’ve tried a large number like 100or whatever or at least until I have a list of my top 5strains so far EWOK and dr.who are on list and counting. The effects of Ewok are a nice heady euphoric just awesome all round indica leaning hybrid high it was awhile ago that I tried it so I’m alike hazy I just remember it being a awesome experience and that so far all the strains I’ve tried since starting again clearly the standout from all the strains I’ve sampled so far. So sorry I can’t be more descriptive just know that if u see it u should get it u will not be dissapointed. Like I said I tried it in a 15$ wax so if I see it in a top shelf brand I’m gonna get it even know I’m not supposed to re try strains but the goal is to find my top 5fo to strains and Ewok is on the list so technically it’s not cheating and either way I’ll make an exception for that fuzzy lil EWOK. SOOOO CUTEso Stoney
Fabulous weed that elevates mood. Especially great body high, zero couch lock, with euphoria too. Best strain for intense long lovemaking.
Good shit maynord !