Alien Walker reviews

Smoked a blunt of Ewok from NW Connoisseurs to my face and ended up cleaning my whole apartment.... in a really good mood. Might have been the Latin Indie Spotify station, but thinking the Ewok was the main reason! Uplifting, energetic, creative... three of my favorite effects.

approach this strain with caution! not only is it potent, it's cerebral, 'head-y': you might get into your thoughts too much, to the point of anxiety. it has a quality I've experienced with other 'big' sativas (like ATF or LSD): it feels like being carried on a big wave. I've also found this one to be creative - although a bit on the jittery side. it seems to be quite analgesic. and, like LSD (appropriately), it feels psychedelic. only to be used if your mood is expansive and happy - stay away if you're anxious!

This stuff is great. Got rid of the pain but didn't put me in a funk. Relieve pain and makes everything more vibrant. A good way to describe it is like you got a pain shot from a doctor and took a very small hit of acid but without all the colors changing and stuff melting. It makes things a lot more cheerfully.

This is yet another absolutely beautiful flower with a medium intensity, medium duration mostly sativa effect that just does not agree with my palate. Smells and tastes like Ewok. Jub jub.

Tried this first in Seattle, Emerald Janes really knows how to bring out the best in a plant. A+ smoke. made me feel like i was smoking for the first time again.

perfectly named and a good solid smoke. long hairs thick in the bud got mine from Thcdelivery in Canada good price and delicious

A potent strain that will make even the most seasoned smokers a little heavy-eyed. A very smooth smoke with an almost buttery fish taste with just a hint of pine. Good for when you have nothing else to do, because this one is a bit of a couchlock. The high is all-body and will have you feeling all warm and fuzzy, just like an actual Ewok. Amazing for insomnia as well as joint and back pain.

Loved this stuff! I usually medicate in the evening. This strain was perfect! I had a good 1-2 hours of more head-high, then slipped into a nice Indica body high, and was able to fall right asleep. My only problem is I only got 1 gram, and now can't find it anywhere!