Alien Dawg

Why is this strain called Alien Dawg? Because it makes you feel like an alien, dawg. You just passed your spaceship driver’s test, and mom and pop alien are finally letting you take the spaceship out on your own for the first time. The galaxy is yours. This is what freedom feels like. You can go anywhere you want now! “Don’t go to the Dabula Quadrant, it’s too intense for the ship.” “Yes, ma.” You can go ALMOST anywhere you want now! Zzvvrroooom! And you’re off! It’s so smooth. As the ship breaks through the planet’s atmosphere, you straighten it out and soar through the emptiness known as space. Your head gently rests on the seat as you fly past planets in your solar system You watch the stars and colorful nebulas from your peripherals as they glide past in the distance. It’s peaceful. Tranquil. There is so much that exists in the universe. So many corners still unchecked. What is the purpose behind this vastness? PEW PEW! Oh no! Space pirates just shot at you! You put the ship in full gear. Your head slightly presses against the headrest. Your body pulled into the seat as the ship moves faster and faster. PEW PEW! They’re getting closer! You curve around planet Kushiter. You have to jump to hyperspeed or you won’t make it! PEW PEW PEW! You have to do it now! You focus in. Switch on the capacitor. Start the flux generator. Engage the voltron power cell. Steady the galactic tracer. Power the supersonic blastoid resurger. And… PUSH THE BUTTON! *flash* In hyperspeed, the force from it presses your head very firmly against the headrest, and your body starts to tingle. Your face and eyelids get heavy. You begin losing focus and start drifting. Then, CRASH! You crash the ship into your house. You’re flung from it face first into your pillow, where you are overtaken by the reminiscent tingly body sensation and mental drifting. Sleep young alien.

So i picked up some of this after work the other day to try. As I got home I smoked about 2 grams of this throughout a timeframe of 2 hours or so. Very relaxing calm high. As soon as you smoke this you feel the pressure set in behind your eyes before it locks you to the couch. The high lasts for a while also. Probably about 2 hours. Very good strain to just kick back and watch a movie. Medicinally I would suggest this for Stress, Insomnia, Nausea, Headaches, Muscle Pain, and Pain Relief. 4/5

this is one of my faves. I'm sensitive to weed, so just one or two hits does the job. cool thing is if you don't smoke a shit load at once, it's a beautiful feeling, then you feel it wearing off a bit and just have a few more hits, it's not overwhelming that way. I have epilepsy and it helps my nerves relax, helps my depression tremendously. doesn't make me anxious or trip either, it's a calm euphoria. not the prettiest bud, but that doesn't matter to me. helps me focus, I can spiritual and philosophical, but also laugh at shit all night. It's an all perfect high I think. no munchies really either.