Pineapple Express reviews
Read people’s experiences with the cannabis strain Pineapple Express.
Oh yeah baby. Pineapple chunk. Got the hookup from top grade medical in Ore with a thc rating of 18.03% 0.35 or 0.45 on the cbd's no detection on cbn's and cbg's were like 0.16 or 0.14 and was it some great herb. Just sent a warm tingling sensation through me with a relaxing sedated feeling. Felt so free and at ease. Though I only rolled one up it didn't take much. Gorgeous pink hairs not red or orange that just added to the beauty. Ranked it a 9.
I'm not gonna lie, I have smoked this strain almost every day before going to work. It is a super functional high, not overwhelming, not overly stoney, easy probably even for new smokers. I feel like this strain got hyped up because of the movie, but I would say that it's really just a great every day strain. Something you can hit pretty much every day and enjoy it just as much is the day before.
Fruity and earthy, really smooth. Wanna cook? Wanna clean? Wanna hit the gym? Wanna just chill and play video games? Pineapple Express.
Must buy more.
I'm not even sure if I should review this yet, because it's still so early into the high, but I decided to keep a journal of my experience, so here it goes:
8:00pm:
This stuff is pretty dang good. It was only $28/8th and with all the hype, I just HAD to pick it up. I keep hearing in these reviews how happy it makes everyone, and I guess that is a pretty good word for it. Smoked one bowl, got 4 decent-sized hits off of it, you know, where you don't really PUSH yourself, you just inhale til you feel full!
I definitely have a head buzz with that lovely pressure feeling in your sinuses (the good kind, not the bad!). A small body buzz, nothing crazy, just the enhanced sensitivity to touch that I get from almost all strains.
8:45pm:
Just got back from the store, had some major munchies so my girlfriend and I are cooking up a pizza and some garlic bread. Buzz is starting to come down sadly, but I'm still technically high. Stuff is still funnier, my concentration is still a bit lacking, and I still have some awful munchies and some cottonmouth. Still happier than normal, but not quite the uncontrollable ecstaticness that I had at first, leaves me wanting to smoke more to keep it back up until I decide to wind down for bed. Any body buzz/heady feeling is pretty much gone.
All in all, a pretty good strain I'd say. Worth picking up if you can find some that's at a good price, or some that's REALLY crystally and well-grown to it's maximum potential.
This is one of those strains that gets you addicted! Incredibly tasty pineapple/mint/ vanilla taste, long listing high which is not too heavy and not too uplifting. Great strain.
Ahahhaa this shit smells like gods vagina.
June 29, 2015
Hands down dopest dope i ever smoked
May 2, 2016
please forgive me for that horrible spelling and grammar in my previous post. As you probably figured out, i was currently appraising the pineapple express personally.